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ABANDON THE GALLERIES AN ENORMOUS REQUEST
PLACEHOLDER PLACEHOLDER
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ANGLEPOISE PARK ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER RIOT
Marry me? No.
You can't even stay awake.
Come back when you're twenty
And your hands don't shake.
I'll pass the times writing anthems for countries that do
not exist
But I don't think you
Can get a tattoo
To cover the places I kissed
There you are, with your dreams that make sense
There you are
With your dreams
That make
Sense

Praying for the dark in Anglepoise Park
A is for amphetamine
Praying for the dark in Anglepoise Park
B is for boyfriend
Praying for the dark in Anglepoise Park
See you sometime
Praying for the dark in Anglepoise Park
Do come again

Golden year, golden year
J.F.K., the fear of fear
You looked up to tell me, this is neat
And blew
My mind
All over the back seat.

Walking home through a popcorn blizzard
Is this snow?
Is this snow?
When winter hit the summerhouse
Well, it had to go.

Did she tie them up with ribbon?
Did she dump them in the river?
Did she know what she was doing?
And assume that I'd forgive her?
Another day another riot
Burn the banks and burn the bills
People like you can't keep quiet
People like me dont get ill
We just die
At three or four in the morning
We just die
We dont get to see the dawn
Another day, another riot
Stuck in fog again
Will I always be this lucky?
Will you always be my friend?
Another day, another riot
The legion of the faintly praised
Are having problems keeping quiet
I would like their tapes erased.
Here I am in bed at midday
With oe of the ones I like
Smoke hangs in the air like music.
There are things you can't describe.
I woke up this morning
Two or three or four, four times
I dont like getting up
When it's cold and theres rain outside
You've got love like a new religion
You treat love as a bright crusade
I dont believe in the love religion
I don't drink that lemonade
Another day, another riot
Stuck in fog again
Will I always be this lucky?
Will you always be my friend?
Too much chocolate, number one
Read my story in the Sun
Laugh at all their little lies
Sue til they apologise.
Time and space are playing games with
People who don't understand
You can't talk about the weather
When you've killed the weatherman.
How can you continue to
Be human when you're job includes
Bugging Freddy Mercury's funeral,
Sobbing run as interviews.
And who'll attend your pretty funeral
Persecutor, tabloid scum
Will your best friend disarm the wreaths?
Do you think you'll have a friend to come?
Here I am on stage at midnight
With some of the ones I like
Smoke hangs in the air like music,
There are things you can't describe.

I didn't want the night to end,
But now I want the night to end.
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THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE MINE BIG HAPPY ENDING
The spirit is weak so she adds a little vodka
Goes to bed perchance to sleep
Count the men whove been there then she counts the cost
Pretty cheap
She murmurs "Everything I touch turns to me and says
'Can I stay'"

She says "I feel fine
The best things in life are mine"
She says "Gosh I'm wrecked"
She is perfectly correct

She says
"And sometimes I feel so young
And sometimes I feel like this
But the best things in life are mine
Oh yes.."
The Godmothers cometh, out of the attics
Burdened by wisdom and mental rheumatics
Insisting you take their advice and their cake
One as dry as the other, both poisonous as kingsnakes
The cake is some safeways pink plaster disaster
The advice, that you trade in your white stratocaster
For death
But every word that you sing
Every note that you're bending
Propels the whole thing towards the big happy ending
You do Top of the Pops, give them money, they take it
And tell their friends down the shops how they helped you to make it

Certain fathers are sniffing and snorting their usual
Tedious tiring and tired dissaproval
They read your reviews with their red noses wrinkling
Lock up and hiccup and fake up some twinkling
In those bleary eyes to disguise weary truth
They envy their own childrens wonderful youth
They look out the window, annoyed that it's sunny
And say pathetically, "But where's the money?"

But every word that you sing
Every note that you're bending
Propels the whole thing towards the big happy ending
You buy them new places with the fruits of your labours
And they sing your praises to the fucking neighbours.
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PLACEHOLDER BLACK CONTACT LENSES
PLACEHOLDER All you ever wanted was to write a song as perfect as
"Take the skinheads bowling" but of course you never did
Ah you would have settled for a lifetime in that lover who swapped you for
another and much inferior kid

You lost most of your money and your tan and your muscles
On your last trip to Brussels with your Italian pet
And you didn't get laid and you didn't get paid
And you havn't even made a good song of it yet

All the words she worte to you were spelt wrong or were lies
And she bought black contact lenses when you said you liked her eyes
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BOUNCING OFF THE BOULDERS PLACEHOLDER
She waited for me once, beneath a dead tree
To tell me by moonlight, she'd never loved me
I was surprised, though I should have suspected as much
Since she'd stolen my wheelchair, and broken my crutch

And as she dumped my body, over the cliff
I said to myself, "I wonder if..."
I said to myself, as I began to descend
"I wonder if this could perhaps be the end"

I wondered aloud as I bounced off the boulders
"Has the burden of love been removed from my shoulders
I pondered aloud as I bled on the sand
"What she's trying to say here I dont understand"

I said to myself as my blood stained the sea
"Now what could it be that she's saying to me?"
PLACEHOLDER
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CHARM AND ARROGANCE PLACEHOLDER
Very broad of shoulder, slightly less of mind
Here is the boy she left behind
His the behind she left before she met me.. honestly

And he says "hey" and I say "what"
And he says, "What cha got that I ain't got?"
And I say "pardon?" and he says "Hey!, what's she see in you anyway"

And I say
"Well I'm sexy as hell, I'm and excellent lover and reasonable cook,
She likes my wit, and the way that I spit
And she adores the narratorial voice of my book
Her love of my lyrics is only surpassed
By her great admiration for my vocal inflections
She approves of my charity, complexional clarity
Dress sense, intelligence, all day erections
Delights in my habit of quoting from Nabokov
Can't get enough of my Old-World gentility,
Thinks that my sketches of local letches,
Show an exceptional technical facility,
Found it charming that on my disarming a recent intruder
at four in the morning
I fined him his trousers, wallet and gun,
let him off with a warning, and forgot to tell anyone,

Some if not all of these characteristics
Lead to her lipstick's being on me."
The nights I should have stayed at home
I didn't stay at home
The past that you forgive
Days I spent the rent
Still had to pay the rent
Oh baby, dont tell me we dont live.

I look like a nightclub in daylight tonight
But I feel like a million of something bright
Do you get deja-vu with that dela-vu?
Well, maybe you don't, but I do.
Oh baby, don't tell me we don't live.

Don't tell me we don't live.
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DON'T SCUFF MY TAN DON'T TELL ME WE DON'T LIVE
Don't scuff my tan
I'm a beautiful and angry young man
And who are you
To act the way you do?

(That's how fights begin
We'll the ones I wil
The ones fought in my head
late at night in bed)

Sirrah, you offend
And so does your friend
I think the time is right
To pluck your type

(That's how fights begin
We'll the ones I wil
The ones fought in my head
late at night in bed)
PLACEHOLDER
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DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE GOOD DROWN THE BROWNS
I know you're asleep
That's why I can speak
You're my beautiful girl
And you're so weak
Don't you wish you were good?
I sometimes do
Yes I wish you were good
Well it's something to do
I should leave
I know I should
Stupid to ask
But don't you wish you were good?
Don't you wish you were?

Can you feel my breath
In your hair
In your dreams
Down there
Will you ever change?
I should leave
I know I should
Stupid to ask
But don't you wish you were good?
Don't you wish you were?
Their mother had children and thinking she should
She attempted to love them, but my God who could?
Kill your children, Mrs. Brown
Do your bit for Tidy Town
Remove your whitetrash from the gutter
Melt your sons for soap and butter

And every time I take a bath, I'll think of Mallachy and laugh
And I'll recall each punch and boast, as I spread Martin on my toast.
Drown the Browns

Their father has squatters rights in three prisons
Their mother when concious could not make decisions
Imbibers of cider and pre-teen joyoriders
Sharpening screwdrivers, as I made a glider
Which they later smashed in woodwork class
They stole all the tools but they still didn't pass
Drown the Browns
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FOOD FOR BREAKFAST FORGOTTEN
n/a Watching late night television
Half in love with Vivien Leigh
But she's so beastly dead now
Isnt she
And the light that glanced off her's
Enhanced in my direction
By machines that kept her ghost alive
To give me this erection
And outside drunken twelve-year olds
Stand laughing at the fire alarms
Bu oh that she were young again
And held me in her arms

The light lags behind you
As you break up and on through
It's dark at the top
But it's dark at the bottom too
Sometimes it seems we have
Dreamt the wrong dreams as we
Flare through the arc from
Unknown to forgotten

I know that it's not cool of me
This late in the century
To drop a tear in sympathy
For one dead girls lost beauty
When I can't cry for bigger things
The girl herself, or all my sins
The holocaust, my coming end
Extinctions, or a vanished friend
But pretty girls I'll never meet
Can set me stumbling in the street
Ones long dead, like Vivien Leigh
Or ones not born who, when I'm dead
Will feel the same for me.
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GALWAY AND LOS ANGELES GALWAY BAY
PLACEHOLDER Well, I'm in the bay city and I'm sitting pretty pretty
And you're pretty pretty and your sitting on me
And I'm pretty witty and your itty-bitty
And isn't it a pity the city can't see

The Sun goes down on Galway Bay
The daughter goes down on me
Her dad's not due till one or maybe two
And I'm as happy as I'll ever be

You're so cute in your birthday suit
And I'm so cool in mine
I could play all day with your exotic fruit
If you didn't have school at nine

I'm the kind of boy that fit's into your bed
You give me everything I ever wanted
Your the kind of girl that fits into my bed
I'll give you everything you ever wanted

And I'm as happy as I'll ever be.
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GOING PUBLIC PLACEHOLDER
Minor prophets, blushingly, approach me
Looking for a sign
Men in charge of corporations
Flirt with me
I drink their wine
Journalists in eggy suits now
Pester me to tell them lies
Poets I have always hated
Phone me to apologise
I get everything on credit
People make me skip the queue
Hello, I am going public
Who are you?
"Please exploit me" murmer menbers
of the pretty girlie class
pulling off their t-shirts slowly
Baby oiling tit and ass

I'm going public
Today while I was buying milk
Girls who wouldn't kiss me once
Stroked me like a piece of silk
All my vices virtues now
My arrogance, my lack of style
Seen in new lights
I dont choose how
Glances linger for a while

"Be a bastard" my world whispers
"Come, we've done the dirty work
Easing down the barriers
Dividing gentleman from jerk
Beat your girls, we'll take a picture
Have some kids then act their age
In twenty years we'll buy their story
Put it on the People page"
You may raise your hands in horror
When you hear I drink
Give me a degree in higher physics
Every time I think
You may save my breath in bottles
Scrape my spittle from my cheek
Market it as Aristotle's
Sympathetic Magic Treat.

I'm going public.
PLACEHOLDER
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GOODBYE TO BERLIN GO TO SLEEP
PLACEHOLDER PLACEHOLDER
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HA HA HA HEART ATTACK
n/a You can stay here if you like
I've changed my mind about my life
When you ran your ship onto my rock
I couldn't believe it
I'm still in shock
Things go wrong, it's still O.K
You know that you don't have to stay
The future happens anyway
Have you ever tried to stop?
They cut the tree, the tree grows back
The guy recovers from the heart attack
It's two steps forward, only one step back
We're all going to get there some day.
Some day.

The terraces of love, the courtship wall
The spires above the kissing mall
The chandeliers in love's great hall
Plunge as beams decay and fall.
It was just a building after all.
The chandeliers in love's great hall
Plunge as beams decay and fall.
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HERE COMES THE NEW YEAR HERETIC BOULEVARD
Here comes the new year
Oh no, not again
I've been playing Ziggy with my friends
Neither keen on dying nor on being bored
A year of careful hand-stands
On the high-board.

I don't want to get up
I'm tired of everything
I've watched the pornographic film
I've work the wedding ring
The kitchens full of food I do not want to see
Downstairs there's a letter for me.

Things to be and things to do
Nothing that I want to
Read a book or write my own
I fumble with a telephone
I wish that I was not alone
My little girl is far from home
Here comes the new year.

I talk too much, I bore my friends
I bore myself then bore my friends again

Here comes the new year.
When our relovution comes
The gutters will run with champagne
When our revolution comes
The streets will be painted
In violent colours
And given new names
And given new names...
When our revolution comes
We shall stride down
Heritic Boulevard

And if we should die
Before that great day
Well, at least we tried
And we would've died anyway.
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IT'S ALL OVER PLACEHOLDER
We were lonely and confused
The past had faded out before the town was out of view
I checked the mirror, but I couldn't look at you
And they're upset
The deals you cut, the mess you left
I know you'll say they asked for it
But really there's no need for it
I really wish to God you'd quit
While you're this far ahead
You've got her in your bed
You've broken all her other lover's backs
the time has come
The time has come and gone and come again to relax

You've won
Home free
You've come
One two and three
It's all over.
Leave the wounded to recover.

Please don't take this wrong
Please don't ask me what I'm on
I've been your friend for far too long
To have to talk to you in song.
I'm sick of hearing troop reports
When all I've asked is how you are
You've taken this war too far
Fat too far.
Have mercy on your few surviving friends
I'm saying this in friendship, not in self defence
have mercy on your few surviving friends.
I'm saying this
because I used to like you, not in self defence.

It's all over.
PLACEHOLDER
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LET'S GET DRUNK LIGHTNING
There's solace in drink and a drink in your hand
All the culture you can eat, all the yoghurt you can understand
Our dancing around each other has grown too intricate
Let's get drunk, uncoordinated and inarticulate

You're not the young lady I want tonight
Let's get drunk and fight.

There is a tax on ignorance
It runs at twelve percent
You shouldn't have signed those documents
Til you knew what they meant

You gotta have rain in a lovesong
You've got to have pain in your voice
Convention demands it, baby
You aint got no choice
We sheltered in the ruins from the shower
The rain poured through the vanished roof for half an hour
Dry by a wall, we look up at the sky
Lightning comes, scribbles on my eye
You laugh, we kiss, dazzled by its power
And thunder comes and lightning blasts the tower
Oh don't be afraid, it's only lightning
Don't be afraid, It's only lightning.

This is not a firedrill
This is not an exercise
This is not some kind of simulation, kid, with extra lives
But don't be afraid. It's only lightning.
And we're young
We're young enough
I'll be alright
If you'll be tough
Here we stand
Lightning-struck
In wonderland
Oh, wish me luck

The lightning never struck
We didn't really kiss
We had a lot of luck
But not in this.
Love, well I was never into love
Like, I had a lot of time for like
Lightning's just a metaphor that I am none the better for
It was love of course that didn't strike
In the same place, twice
And like, well, like is very nice
Oh don't be afraid, it's only lightning
And like, of course, is very nice.
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LIVING IN MY TIME LOST AND FOUND
In a century a dog might choke
On the bones of your beautiful face
And I won't be there to care
I won't be there to care.

I want to be simple
I want to be good
Don't want to be lonely
I'd love you if I could

But I'm living in my time.

And the moon grows dark
And the room grows dark
And clouds park right above the flat
And I don't think I'm asleep yet
And I wish I didn't cry like that

It's O.K. if you dont make sense
Don't try too hard, and trust your friends
Trip the safeties
Risk the bends
More to follow...

Message ends.
n/a
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LOVE THEME FROM "YEATS : THE MOVIE" L.S.D. (ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE)
Put another pint of acid in the battery of hate
You're the one I really want to mutilate
The sun goes down like honey, like money like rain
The boy who took the credit, is the boy to blame
In your two figure mushroom debut
Heaven knows what got into you
I turned to liquid too
I dont wanna know

LSD isn't what it used to be
Your growing tiresome and I'm growing up
Maybe some day, the useless hurtfull things you say
It doesn't matter anyway
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MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK MEET MR. HARRISON
Waiting for my test to come through
Me and her
A mouthful of rockets and you
You were there too
Waiting
Waiting for my test to come through

I'm kneeling at the fountain
I've come down from the mountain
Kid, the revolution was a bust
All the stuff I wanted
it turned out I didn't want it
I threw away the money for her trust

A broken heart
A broken bone
A bed of rock
A bed of stone

She is loyal.

Maybe we should talk
Maybe we
...
The father of my only friend
Blew his head off in the end
They went to live in England then
I had to get another friend

You left all your flags on the moon
Didn't you?
You told me that you'd be home soon
That wasn't true
Left me
patient
Waiting for my test to come through.
I'm learning
To love winter
Now that winter's all I've got.
It really is so beautiful
i don't know how to get across

There's something going on that I can't spell
I got hard in New York, can't you tell?
Your life is such a drama, but the books don't sell
Why don't you shoot yourself?

Maybe we
Maybe we should talk.
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MONEY LOVES YOU MUMMY ARE WE THERE YET
Here inside the city walls
Of galway, I am taking calls
The hallway's full of other men
Who want to sign me and my friends
I used to worry much too much
About the price of butterscotch
Now I find that I can slouch
Into anybody's mouth
The men who judge these competitions
Ring to offer us positions
Blindfolded and on our backs
With a choice of railway tracks

Money talks and it says "What would you like?"
Money kisses you and asks "Are you alright?"
Money never denies you it's love
Money loves you

I'ts the evening before mu overnight success
I'm rather tired of this dress
Were renouncing poverty in favour of pelf
It's time to talk about unspeakable wealth
The revolution?, The revolution can go fuck.
I had a lucky bullet but it never brought me luck

Money loves you

When your mothers music makes more noise
And the astronauts wish they were boys
And the Russians won't play chess these days
And the Times prints 'what-a-mess' cliches
And deeply unattractive men
Are moving through you house again
As the lion tamers only son
Now rides in on a camel,
he is sick of lions and has run
Away to join your family...

Money loves you.
When I was young
The world my toy
I was such
A clever boy
I could describe
The way I felt
In ways that made
The pretty melt

Was I wrong?
Was I bad?
Was I bold?
Will this song
Make us sad
When we're old?

Oh, mummy, are we there yet?
Daddy, are we there yet?

And though they ran the trains
Of cattle trucks and live remains
Around the towns in the early days
Late at night, on the freight railways
You could hear the sobbing miles away

"Mummy, are we there yet?"
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PASSENGER JETS PLACEHOLDER
"Throw me a beat and a line
And I'll be fine
If you throw me a beat and a line."
Can you say that for true?
Can you say that for real?
If I said that to you
Would you laugh at the deal
If I threw you a beat and a line?
So I throw you Kerouac, I throw you cocaine
And you throw it back and I throw it back at you again
Throw you a beat and a line

Passenger jets of the depressed
Crash into hills, crash into hills
Of train wrecks, bad sex and sleeping pills

(Evinrude, yeah
Collect me later)

I'm chewing rocks to sand
I want "IWanna Hold Your Hand"
My death is in demand
This plane's about to land.
At passport control they say "What do you do
And to who do you belong?
Do you belong?"
And I say I belong to a girl
And I write love songs.
PLACEHOLDER
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SODOM TONIGHT SOME DRUGS
It's so nasty out there it's perfectly horrid
People walk around with numbers on their forrid
All of the prophets are moving out of town
The lambs are being slaughtered
As the abattoire falls down

Well we'll have to spend tomorrow in Gomorrah
But baby Sodom tonight

Oh all the dirty bookshops are full of revelations
They're crucifying winos in the railway stations
Mouths full of dust they've got eyes full of mud
Deep down town they're turning whiskey into blood

A guy with holes in his hands, waving a Bible
Runs under our window naked screaming 'Libel!'
The whore on the corner has her red dress on
back from a weekend with her mother in Babylon

Well the breads turned to rock in the breadbin
It's getting dark awful early, shall I turn on the light?
Well we're gonna have to spend tomorrow in Gomorrah, begorrah
but baby Sodom Tonight
Some drugs make you funky, some drugs make you twitch
Some drugs take your money and some drugs make you rich
Some drugs raise revenue, some drugs don't
Some drugs will do anything, some drugs won't

Some drugs make you better, some drugs make you worse
Some drugs lead to half completed dream-induced romantic verse
Some drugs give you pain, some drugs cure it
Some drugs give you so much pleasure you just can't endure it

Some drugs take your money, some drugs give it back
Some drugs make you so damn beautiful, some drugs turn your teeth black
Some drugs kill your cancers, some drugs give you worse ones
You can get some drugs in public houses, more drugs when the nurse comes

Some drugs make you handsome, some drugs kill your mother
People tend to have some one way or another
Some drugs mke you ugly, just look at your father
They may say they love you but you know that they would rather some drugs
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SONG OF THE BEGGAR KING PLACEHOLDER
Ah, once I had the world
Now I've even lost my girl
Oh my darling, oh my pearl
How I missed her
But I'm already feeling better
To help me to forget her
I'm going to write a letter
To her sister

When it hapened I was shattered
I really though it mattered
I was ripped apart and scattered
It was bloody
Now I stop and smell the flowers
And take too many showers
And prance around for hours
In the nuddy

I'm losing everything
The cardboard box, the diamond ring
I'm losing everything
So why do I wnt to dance and sing

I was handsomer than most
I had a yacht on either coast
I'd got a lot, don't mean to boast
But I owned Armani
Now I'm living in the gutter
On a half a pound of butter
get my outfits from the utterly
Salvation Army

I used to be pseud
And whistle Mozart in the nude
And think the Rolling Stones were crude
Rude, lewd and stuff
Now I spend all day in bed
And sing along to Right Said Fred
And look at pictures of the Med
And it's enough

I'm losing everything
The Chippendale, the Ming
Losing everything
I am the beggar king
PLACEHOLDER
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STAY TONIGHT STILL LIFE WITH GIRL
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SUN SAYS HI! PLACEHOLDER
I get out of bed
Kiss your breast
Put on a shirt and wander downstairs
Blinking in the sunlight in the kitchen
Pick up an apple and walk into the garden

Crazy with bees, breeze in the trees
I look up and I watch you dress
It's lovely while it lasts
Sun says hi and I say yes

I lie on the grass, cool my back
Happy in the moment, it's a useful knack
Close my eyes and think of nothing
Through my eyelids orange sunshine

From the house now comes more music
In the moment I am perfect
Safe and calm and warm and free
Days like this will it no diary

Crazy with bees, breeze in the trees
I look up and I watch you dress
It's lovely while it lasts
Sun says hi and I say yes
PLACEHOLDER
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TARTY GIRLS THANKS FOR THE CLOTHES
Reckless, wild, uncivilised
Their mothers hate the way they dress
Their fathers going crazy now
Faces painted, hair's a mess
Thigh-high boots and sky-high hair
Flick knives in their underwear, yes
But everyboy loves them, man
They couldn't care less

Celebrate the tarty girls
Celebrate the wasted years
When you're with the tarty girls
The whole world dissappears
Let's have a party girls
Let's have the party here
Hear it for the tarty girls
Hear it for us all, my dear

Thigh-high boots and sky high hair
There's a couple over there
Here's a couple over here
Next years models, catch them this year
Tarty girls are in effect
Six a.m. the room is wrecked
We fall asleep to MTV
Hurrah for tarty girls and me

You can drop the bomb now
We dont care.
A great face
Beestung soul
Thanks for the clothes
I wish I loved you
Like I love your city
I wish I loved you
God, your pretty
A New York girl width mid-west eyes
A poetry of breast
And thigh
As I lie above you
How I'd love to love you
You lie on the roof like a statue of silver
Just one of ten million lights
Left burning tonight.
This party will be over soon

No sixties for you
You're one of the few
People I know
Who live in their own time
And if my plane
Should roll down the runway
in a ball of flame
My last wish
Would be to
Have loved you.
Thanks for the clothes
Thanks for the meals
Thanks for not making a scene
In the court of appeals

(looking at young women
Pleased that they exist
I call them girls
They forgive me for this
I forgive them
For not being mine
Everyone's having
A wonderful time)

What I think I need tonight
Is the wrong girl
Not the right!

Thanks for thepizza's
Thanks for the beans
The Paris,France T-shirt
And Japanese jeans
Thanks for the clothes
Thanks for the meals
Thankis for not makeing a scene
In the court of appeals.

All my favourite poets
In love with their best lovers
Write about the others
So obliquely.
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THEY DIDN'T TEACH MUSIC IN MY SCHOOL PLACEHOLDER
When your calls go uncollected
And your neighbours have electrified the fence
When will you start thinking, will it sink in, will you exercise some sense
Everybody hates you, thinks it's great you've got the flu,
Do you know why?

I'ts because your such a shite they'll laugh all night
with sheer delight the day you die.
Your hand inside your habit, you would grab it
and emit a gasping noise
As you walked in your black cassock past the showers
and slapped the buttocks of the boys

But we got out alive
Were rich were famous
and your inside for sliding up Seamus

In our religion classes you would stare through black-rimmed glasses
down the back
And summon up the sinner who'd regurgitated dinner to be smacked
Vomiting in terror was a tactical error he'd find
As you lowered his trews and began to bruise his behind.
Picture our joy when you were caught inside a boy behind the bike shed
Oh Summer holidays forever and it's much better weather when your dead.

But we got out alive
Were rich were famous
And your still inside for sliding up Seamus
Amen
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VERY NAUGHTY PARTY PLACEHOLDER
Ah weirdos and thickos & bigots & wackos
Smakk on cracks & Balkan tobaccos
Giving hand jobs in toilets & head on the stairs
wall to wall mattress and there arent any chairs
They haven't any Pepsi and I've lost my comb
This is a very naughty party and I think I'll go home

This is a very naughty party
and I wanna go home

The music is loud and dreadfully depressing
Young ladies in black are slowly undressing
Young boys mumble lines like "I've nothing to lose"
Sniff Ajax and sneeze and then puke on their shoes
I can't bear to see scenes of such degradation
So I turn my attention to the girl and alsation...

Children these days just don't understand
As I'm trapped by a girl who drums in a band
I merely asked quite politely for a small glass of water
She must have misheard if she were my daughter
What on earth is she doing. The excesses of Rome
Have nothing on this, Christ I'd better go home

How she can do that with only one hand
Is something I'll never ever ever understand
And what on earth is he doing why he could be my double
Oh dear it's a mirror, I'm in serious trouble
The floor is unspeakable, the ceiling is scummy
I can't take any more, beam me up mummy!!
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YOU CAN ALWAYS GO HOME YOU MAKE GIRLS UNHAPPY
Beware of your dreams they just might come true
For these are wild wild times
And what I wanted turns to what I do
And I am king of nursery rhymes
You can always go home
You can always go home
If it's really so bad
If it's really so cruel
You can always go home.
She looked at you, walked past and asked the next stranger directions
Contrary to your belief girls dont want just erections
You make girls unhappy

You've got all the girls money can buy
It's fewer than you expected, why?
'cause you make girls unhappy

Stockbrokers want to break your stocks
Oxfam will not feed your ox
Aunties knee you in the rocks
'cause you make girls unhappy
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