Sequels, as anyone who ever saw Police Academy
5 will tell you, are always a mistake. George
And Mildred, despite Yootha Joyce's negligees,
never quite lived up to the majesty of Man
About The House and that rehash of Are You
Being Served? was unspeakably lame, apart
from those evergreen jokes about Mrs Slocombe's
pussy. So any follow-up to 1994's near-masterpiece
'Wide Eyed And Ignorant' was always going
to be a bit of a tricky manoeuvre for A House.
'Wide Eyed...', the Dublin sextet's fourth
album, was their 'Parklife'; the time when
their heart-hugging themes (coming to terms
with finally growing up, the realisation
that love never gets any easier) came together
with an entire album of bubbly tunes, like
a less-inebriated The Beautiful South. So
the question was; would album number five
be It Ain't Half Hot, Mum or You Rang M'Lud?
It's worse than that, 'No More Apologies'
is Hi-De-Hi!: a shadow of its former self
that won't lay down and die. Sure, A House
still have tear-plucking lyrics about the
bitter twists of romance like 'Cry Easily'
("I cry/But only when I'm on my own"),
but have neglected to include the tunes.
And like a sitcom without the jokes, you're
always expecting a belly laugh, particularly
with the occasional bone-rattling punchline
like 'Love Is' or the Baby Bird-y 'Clotheshorse',
but when they don't come, the disappointment
is magnified.
'No More Apologies' is by no means a bad
album, but after the head-back, rocking-heels
bellow of 'Wide Eyed...', it can't help but
fall as flat as a gag from the eighth series
of Bread. Love, as A House will no doubt
tell you, is never as good the second time
around.
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